Elmo's been naughty.

I came here to post this screenshot:

Kids Podcasts

I wanted to show y'all that TMBG's kids' podcast is number one right now, beating out the likes of Sesame Street, Radio Disney and Dora. Then I was going to say something like they should get Dr. Teeth to join the band to make the metamorphosis complete (or Animal. I like Animal), blah blah blah. I hadn't fully formed the thought yet. But then I saw something far more interesting:

Clean

Why did they feel the "clean" tag was needed? OH MY GOD - Is there an explicit version?! Is Elmo getting it on with Prairie Dawn or something? Does "cookie" mean something all together different? Were today's letters F and U? Or were people buying Avenue Q by mistake and being horrified when they found their children singing along to, "The Internet is for Porn" thus forcing Apple to reassure parents that these were the non-sexually-active puppets?

All I know is, if there's an explicit version of the Sesame Street podcast floating around, somebody better give it up, like, NOW.